How To Draw Dinosaurs

So clearly, what I endeavored to create was a concise book that both men and women would want to read.  Something that could bring people together, people who love to draw, and help them via common ground, step-by-step processes, learn through humor and understanding, a little more about the paleo world.  Of course, as you'll see, I failed completely.  But what the hell - it's only $12.95.  Get it from Amazon, B&N, or demand it at your local book store 24/7, or just order it here.  Come to think of it, that might be simplest.

It's HERE!

Amazing.  I know.

Guess what else finally got knocked off the to-do lists?  Woo!  It's finally here.  (I realize that I am way more excited about this than I should be, but I am often absurdly excited about odd things. You get used to it.)  And by here, I mean, will be distributed this week.  I just have a few advanced copies. 

The first feedbacks? 

My Sister: You are like a brain-damaged Richard Dawkins.

My Friend: You misspelled Cretaceous on page 4.

I seriously need some new friends.

Now Hiding From June

Da breaking ob da fellowship awlways maeks me sad.  Yes.  In case you were wondering, I am that stupid-excited for the Hobbit release.

OK. Enough cuteness.  If I owe you something, and I likely do, I apologize for the crazy storm that June is working up to be.  You are awesome, and I am behind.  Per usual.


Here's some horn tooting, if you're interested:

• 1 June: Reception at the BAGA Gallery, Bismarck, ND, from 5-7.  Come one, come all. My art is on display through June; do be the definition of brilliant and stop by anytime.
• 5-28 June: Art Classes Begin in Mandan, ND.  Ages from 6-18.  Interested in attending this summer?  Get a hold of the office over at the VSA. (No one is more surprised than I am, that I am trusted with classrooms of children.)
• 8-9 June: Art Show in Center, ND.  You should come!  Or don't.
• Fingers Crossed: New book maybe?  Will keep you posted.

I really appreciate everyone's patience with everything, and if I take too long to get something printed or mailed to you, please know that it's not a subversive plot to overthrow the free world.   My email gets full.  I declare voice-mail bankruptcy on a regular basis.  Despite my repeated efforts, the post-office refuses to keep staff for my round the clock convenience.  The best possible efforts are made on my part to be timely and efficient, I promise.

Did I mention you were pretty?